Wouldn't it be great if gum really did stay in your stomach for seven years because if it piled up for a while it could really save you a lot of money on Bariatric surgery.
Now that Elena Kagan is on the bench
is Ruth Bader Ginsburg going to lose her standing as the female justice "most likely to pull a sophomoric prank"?
will Sonia Sotomayor make a move, breaking out the fake barf and placing whoopee cushions on her fellow justices' chairs?
Wouldn't it be great if there was a contest amongst all fifth grades across America to decide which class gets to dissect the pellets from the "Owls of Ga'Hoole" because I bet there is a lot to be learned from the poop of these wise talking birds.
Does every kid in the movies have the same "Hollywood kid haircut" clause in their contract?
Maybe reality TV is really real and your life is just really boring.