Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Preguntas por la mañana

Waking up on a post election morning naturally fills my mind with. questions.  Oh... you thought...  Heck no, not questions about politics you silly goose.  All political questions have been asked, evaded and stomped into the ground.

No, the questions I'm asking are much more profound.





 


1.  Why did Coke give up on teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony?








2.  Why is it that the kids you can't get to cut the grass always want to smoke it?









3.  Could Albert Einstein beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy?





 
















 


4.  Did someone invent the crock pot by saying "Hey, lookee here.  If I just add a plug to heat up Grandma's chamber pot, I bet I can cook up something real tasty."








5.  Is my inability to scrapbook going to cost my children years of expensive therapy?






6.  Are there nursing homes filled with old people pretending to have memory loss who just don't want to hang out with their boring families any more?  After visiting hours, do all the seniors crack up and high five each other because they faked out Leonard Jr. again?  Is Wii bowling with the golden oldies really more fun than babysitting the grandkids?  

13 comments:

Sarah said...

Wow! I'd try to answer those but I took my thinking cap off as advised. The last one is a doozy and raises lots of questions about my Grandma...

Is she just living the high life on Grandpa's dime???

maxwell said...

Wow now I just want to be Ken Jennings for Halloween. He looks so menacing.

Holly said...

Grape chapstick...hee hee.

just call me jo said...

Oh, how I wish I knew...

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

The answers to those questions aren't forthcoming, but I have to tell you, you're asking more pertinent questions than most of the candidates did pre-election. If you run for office, I'll vote for you!

Sue said...

I think Coke needs to rededicate itself to the cause!

;)

Megan said...

Coke has clearly given up on our souls.

And my best friend is actually plagued by the Obama purple lip issue. We all have our demons.

p.s.~ Wouldn't it make you happy inside to open your comments up to anonymous, so there'd also be the name/url option? No pressure, just something that'd make me happy.

Greg and Elisha Reese said...

Albert is scarily similar to hobbits, including the short stubby fingers, so no he would not beat Ken. Exhibit A look how ridiculously long Ken's thumb is, I mean really, not even a competition.

Amanda said...

I see that someone has been brushing up on their "por vs para".

Anonymous said...

You're cracking me up

karen said...

Food for thought, Laraine...food for thought.

Cherie said...

You are so funny - I don't know where you come up with this stuff but I love it. #1 Coke - teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony was always my fave!
#6 - Totally doing that when I am old - ha ha!

Melynda said...

Good stuff! Really good stuff, thinking caps are so yesterday!