Last year the citizens of Arizona, addled with anticipatory fumes, voted in favor of "medical marijuana".
We were all lead to believe that dispensaries would be staffed by gruff elderly doctors with degrees from Harvard who would ask probing questions and weed out the dope-atrons from pitiful pain riddled souls with a defensible need for weed.
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Instead, guys like this are registering to open up little shops all across the state.
"The Blue Iguana" will conveniently share retail space with a "Jenny Craig" diet center so you can deal with the weight gain from pot induced munchies.
"Mary Janes" will be in a stripmall next to Payless Shoes.
One sells these
And one sells these
You will find "Dr. Wowie's Maui" in the mall next to "Tommy Bahama"
Need to rent a port-a-john? "Pat's Pots" is located right next door to the convenient drive through window of a medical cannabis dispensary called "Port-a-Pot".
Learn to macrame pot holders at "Howie's Hemp House" which is in the basement of "Bud's Medicinal Buds".
Buy sod for your new lawn at the "Grass and Mower Superstore" and then something to ease the pain of your arthritic knees after all that yard work next door at "Thelma's Therapeutic Grass Hut".
Arizona is dumber already and we haven't even inhaled yet.