Sometimes when you camp in the dark you wake up next to a garbage dump. Sometimes you luck out and everything still looks good in the morning.
A pond to bathe in and a goose to cook for breakfast
a jungle gym for the young uns
And a water slide that was apparently constructed as an Eagle Scout project so that the troop would be able to practice first aid and life saving skills on anyone crazy enough to ride it
Sliders must wear helmets and protective clothing.
Management not responsible for slivers in the buttocks.
No one under the age of 12 or over the age of total cluelessness allowed.
If your heart does a C-stop (cardiac arrest) while consuming C-Stop Pizza,
how convenient to have oxygen available right next door to revive you!