Friday, October 21, 2011

Rockabye Mustache

Apparently our mustachioed darling
was way ahead of the curve
when she took this fashion risk in the 80's
Suddenly, infants throughout the fashionable world
are throwing away the razors and embracing
the decoration of upper lip

 Scooter knows looking a little older
is definitely going to help with getting that recording contract

His parents knew that Linford was special
from the moment he insisted that his formula
"be shaken, not stirred"

Born in Sicily, Vincenzo was controlling
the Garbanzo "Family" at the age of six months

Peter, unable to wash the innocent look off his face,
compensated with a hirsute look both debonair and colorful

Reynaldo liked to pretend he was deaf
to get relatives to lean in
and then "accidentally" spit up all over their faces

Jack Black was living the Nacho Libre lifestyle in preschool
because he knew it was his one way ticket out of  Peoria

A baby without a mustache
is like 
a treetop without a baby in a cradle falling out of it

images found here


Sue said...

You make a very good point there...


PS. These are hilarious, Laraine. Thanks for starting my day off with a smile, as always.

Anna Lefler said...

Well, you know I LOVE this post! Awesome!

And I AM coming to Arizona, as a matter of fact! On November 30 I'll be on the Phoenix morning show "Fox 10 Arizona Morning," and then on December 1 at 7:00 pm I'll be doing a reading/signing at the Barnes & Noble Desert Ridge!

I'm so excited!

You can find all the scoop on the new website

Sorry to turn the comment box into a commercial, but I wanted to get back to you and give you all the info!

Have a great weekend...

:-) Anna

just call me jo said...

You are indeed a mustache pioneer. Oh, Pioneer... Who's the Anna Lefler person? She sounds famous and important.

Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy said...

This is way too funny! The mob boss looks very convincing.

Kathy M.

Pondside said...

First all those...well....rather oddly endowed babies, and now a song worm in my head, thanks to you!!...I'll be Rock-a-by Baby-ing all evening.

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

You're brilliant. And I want so desperately to sit down and chat with you over a cup of coffee (or two or three) because I KNOW it would be such a blast. Thanks for the needed laugh. Again. :)

Ron aka TheOldGeezer said...

Haha! Nacho Libre Is my favorite :-)

Thanks for the laugh.

Take care and have a Wonderful Week :-)

Please note: My blog's new URL is - Thank you, ~Ron :-)

Michelle Teacress said...

That Nacho one tops them all. Fantastic!