The tree is gone and I missed plugging in the lights this morning. I am always the first one up and lighting up the Christmas tree always makes me feel like Thomas Edison.
The holidays were chock full of family, because we reunioned together in California...the first time we have been all together in ages, and the last time we will be able to for a few years.
So, now it's on to resolutions.
I have become painfully aware of a deficiency in my character that I have been blind to for many years. This is something I'm not proud of and only share with you, dear readers, because you have shown yourself to be a kind and nonjudgmental sort.
If, by chance, you happened by for a visit to my home and were obliged to use the "facilities", you would, at some point in performing your ablutions, have reached for the toilet paper roll only to find it, ahem, starkly unadorned.May I take this opportunity to apologize for my insensitive behavior. I know I must have offended many a delicate sensibility with the sight of this undisguised utilitarian cleansing tool.
But...the year is new and I have the will to better myself. I hereby resolve to cover each roll and protect family and friends alike from the unpleasantness of a brashly nude roll of toilet paper.
|The cupcake; for when your bum is craving something sweet|
|The scary baby with scissors; for when you want to caution your guests against profligate overuse of the roll|
The saucy doll head;
for when your snoopy guests just have to find out what is under that blue hair
|The sushi roll, roll cover; for when your body feels the need to replenish and release simultaneously|
|And for heavens sake, if you can't cover it up, at least do a little folding.|
Here's to resolutions
we can keep!