Thursday, January 21, 2010

Carbohydration Solicitation

I am working on a concept for a new and exciting bread store. 

I think I will call it “Inflagrante Delicioso” 

Just brainstorming, but here is a sampling from the menu.

Hole Wheat Bread


Activia Bread

loaded with enough roughage 
to unblock a New York City sewer pipe

Pumpkin Razor Loaf (seasonal)
a little treat to hand out to juvenile delinquents 
who knock at your door at 11:30 p.m. on Halloween

Seriously Syrupy Sweet Bread 
made with powdered sugar instead of flour

Slumber Loaf 
Includes 100 milligrams of Benadryl in each slice

Please contact me as soon as possible 
for an exciting investment opportunity!


Anna M said...

I could really use some of that Activia bread right now. Sign me up for one loaf a week (without gluten, right?)

Erica said...

funny pumpkin!!