I am working on a concept for a new and exciting bread store.
I think I will call it “Inflagrante Delicioso”
Just brainstorming, but here is a sampling from the menu.
Hole Wheat Bread
Activia Bread
loaded with enough roughage
to unblock a New York City sewer pipe
Pumpkin Razor Loaf (seasonal)
a little treat to hand out to juvenile delinquents
who knock at your door at 11:30 p.m. on Halloween
Seriously Syrupy Sweet Bread
made with powdered sugar instead of flour
Slumber Loaf
Includes 100 milligrams of Benadryl in each slice
Please contact me as soon as possible
for an exciting investment opportunity!
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2 comments:
I could really use some of that Activia bread right now. Sign me up for one loaf a week (without gluten, right?)
funny pumpkin!!
-Erica
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