Carbohydration Solicitation

I am working on a concept for a new and exciting bread store. 

I think I will call it “Inflagrante Delicioso” 

Just brainstorming, but here is a sampling from the menu.

Hole Wheat Bread

 

Activia Bread

loaded with enough roughage 

to unblock a New York City sewer pipe

Pumpkin Razor Loaf (seasonal)

a little treat to hand out to juvenile delinquents 

who knock at your door at 11:30 p.m. on Halloween

Seriously Syrupy Sweet Bread 

made with powdered sugar instead of flour

Slumber Loaf 

Includes 100 milligrams of Benadryl in each slice

Please contact me as soon as possible 
for an exciting investment opportunity!