On the Red Carpet in Pink Pajamas

Time for some fashion commentary on what our Hollywood role models were wearing Sunday night at the Golden Globes. 

  

The Genovian Princess was fabulous in a gown hand sewn by the 150 indentured child laborers in the sweat shop located in the dungeon of the Genovian Castle.

This beauty  is clad in the tanned skin of a giant Anaconda.  Before you animal lovers get all worked up; said Anaconda  attacked an innocent indigenous Brazilian and therefore deserved to die.

J Lo hit a new low when she pointed and 

made fun of this redhead because:

a.  the redhead's skin is a ghastly washed out white color with writing on it 

                                          and

b.  the redhead didn't show near as much back skin as J Lo did 

 

This starlet is elegant from her toes clear up to her....
wait a minute.  Don't the windows roll up in your Lexus? 

Next time, don't accesorize with a box of Cheetos.

Oops!  Forgot my tank top.  Good thing 

I remembered my nude adult onesie 

Don't worry if you spill your drink,

I've got plenty of bar rags.

Hey Hollywood, 

I bet I had more fun not watching the Golden Globes 

while eating a gigantic piece of cake 

and wearing pink pajamas