Cookie Crack Head

My lovely cousin Amy traveled all the way from Brisbane, Australia toting a suitcase full of danger.

 She skipped the gateway drugs of chocolate covered koala bits and krunchy kangaroo krisps and deliberately hooked me on

Tim Tams

Otherwise known as 
"cookie crack"

These chocolate covered chocolatey crispy chunks of creamy chocolate are, as they say in the outback  "Mighty good tucker mate and anyone but a dongo thinks they are fair dinkum".

This is how you mainline a Tim Tam Slam

 1.  Fill a shot glass with milk

2.  Nibble both ends off the cookie.  Whack yourself  on the noggin with a wooden spoon if you find yourself unable to stop.  It is perfectly acceptable to leave a glistening little drop of slobber on the end of the cookie

3.  Insert cookie in shot glass and suck milk through cookie/straw

 

4.  If you have done this correctly, Tim Tam will begin to collapse in an amalgam of  milk chocolatey deliciosity the likes of which will bring tears of gratitude to your eyes.




5.  Pour, nibble, slurp, repeat

You can find me hiding in the backyard mainlining at all hours of the day.

I'm getting a Tim Tam Tummy