13 hours ago
Friday, March 25, 2011
Elizabeth and Michael: The Reunion
Michael: Welcome Elizabeth, I've been waiting for you!
Elizabeth: Michael, is that you?
Michael: (laughs) Yes it is.
Elizabeth: I hardly recognized you. You look...different.
Michael: So do you.
Elizabeth: Well I hope so. You never found out what it is like to get old. You hardly look like the same person.
Michael: Well actually I...
Elizabeth: Oh, yes I take your point. (awkward pause)
Michael: But isn't it great? I got my nose back. Plastic surgery gets all undone up here.
Elizabeth: Is that a good thing?
Michael: Absolutely. Everyone appreciates you for what you really are.
Elizabeth: Does that mean I can quit wasting all morning with that enormous vat of black eyeliner?
Michael: Yes. Just look at me.
Elizabeth: Oh Michael you look marvelous.
Michael: And no paparazzi up here either!
Elizabeth: Are they...
Michael: ...All on assignment shooting through a permanent red filter.
Elizabeth: Let's go eat some cake.
Michael: That's another great thing. I eat now!