Admit it. You have been lackadaisical about the preventative health of your bum haven't you? You are a vain and feckless creature whose greatest concern about your bum is how big it looks in your jeans.
As a public service, Larainy is going lead you gently by the metaphorical hand through a
Once there was a princess both beautiful and kind who went about her days spreading sunshine and eating whole grains. One day, while picking flowers in her garden, she met a wise old man. The princess knew the old man was wise because his face was wrinkled in a pattern that denotes cleverness.
Never one to pass up an opportunity for learning, the princess asked the wise old man what advice he had to give that would help her live a long and regular life . The wise old man removed his pointed hat and scratched his bald head with a gnarled finger. “Come here” he said, and he put in her hand a bag of fine white sand. “Mix this magic powder in a large cauldron of water and drink it glass by glass until every drop is gone.
“What will happen?” asked the curious princess.
“Time will tell” he said “but for heaven’s sake, don’t leave the castle. You will know the magic is working when you feel as light as a feather and as empty as a broken jug.”
The next day, the princess, once again met the wise old man in the garden. "I see by your milky white pallor that you have emptied the cauldron" he said. The princess nodded weakly. "Now go lie on under yon tree on that bed of grass and wait for the magic to put you to sleep."
The princess obeyed and as she slept soundly, an elf waved a magic wand and discovered all her hidden and potentially damaging secrets. When she woke up she was back in her castle and she had lost three pounds.