When news is this bad, I wish I had someone I trusted to break it to me. No matter how many news channels I surf, I can't find anyone I really trust to tell me what is going on in the world.
If I could assemble my news dream team I would hire:
Atticus Finch - lead anchor
Aunt Bee - commentary for the common folk
Bill Murray - weather
Tonya Harding - hard hitting sports coverage
Who would you like to see bringing you the news?