When news is this bad, I wish I had someone I trusted to break it to me. No matter how many news channels I surf, I can't find anyone I really trust to tell me what is going on in the world.
If I could assemble my news dream team I would hire:
Atticus Finch - lead anchor
Aunt Bee - commentary for the common folk
Bill Murray - weather
Tonya Harding - hard hitting sports coverage
Who would you like to see bringing you the news?
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I'd almost give up my morning coffee to hear this broadcast. You made me smile, which is hard these last few days.
What a dream team. They would all be straight shooters with nothing left to question.
By the way, I did a 'Sunday Shout Out' about you yesterday on my blog.
Ha ha! Awesome. Now that is a newscast I'd actually watch. Maybe I'd include Will Farrell as the Anchorman though. Definitely Bill Murray though!
Oh Laraine, isn't it obvious? There's only one person on my dream team - YOU! So start a news blog, mmmkay?
FYI - I made the mistake of checking your blog the day after my c-section. Not a good idea. You made me laugh and it hurt. Don't worry, I forgive you.
Thanks for keeping me laughing through my post-partum haze!
Robin Williams doing the entire thing in different voices. He's the only one I trust.
I agree with Sarah. I like my news the Larainy Days way.
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I'd watch that. Throw in Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi) for a little investigative reporting, and I'm there!
Lorraine,
I'm Lindsay Baum, used to be Lindsay Seaman. I remember you and your cute little kids from years back. And your hilarious Christmas cards in the mail every year. When I ever I see your mother or brother or ect. around Snowflake - I think of you. Your blog is hilarious...you have a real talent.
Oh, and Atticus Finch has always held a special place in my heart. My vote is with him.
I'd be tuning in every night at six for that crew.
I think you nailed it. Especially Aunt Bea. She'd probably serve us a nice slice of cake afterwards.
I love your choices ... and I think that you should do the commercials.
Great news dream team. I got a mental picture of Aunt Bee doing her commentary. Complete with the hankie hanging from the sleeve. LOL
Good blog my friend!
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