In spite of the cleansing fast and meditation, I have been having a hard time coming up with anything that I can improve upon, so I looked to others for motivation. Perhaps they will help you!
I will treat my sister like the angel she truly is.
I will force my sister to become the angel she truly isn't.
I will put the sheets in the washer, where they belong
I will allow no one to rain on my trophy parade
I will not try to solve the issues between Grandma and Aunt Sylvia
I will get up before 3 pm and cheerfully
participate in family pictures
I will wear a shirt next time I volunteer
as a crossing guard at the elementary school
I will never again bring dishonor to Smoky the Bear
Next time I will go all the way
and wear the matching earrings
Next time, we will buy the eight foot couch
I will go to the gym with my girlfriend
I will teach Arturo how to stand on his own two feet
I will read Twilight again until I get it right
I will limit my target practice to just one of the neighbors cats
I will continue little brother's education.
I will be a little less country
and a little more rock n' roll
We will give up on dating chicken farmers
I will give all my legal business to
I will not bring my baby to visit the Dollar Store Easter Bunny.