The Devious Domestic
I am getting dead tired of being the only domestic genius that has not published a cookbook that will eventually lead to regular cooking demonstrations with Ann "Spicy Curry" on the "Today" show or a guest spot on the last season of Oprah, sharing the spotlight with "Her Unhealthiness" and fitness guru Bob Greene, who has voluntarily eaten tofu every day since 4th grade (tiny shudder).
I am making plans. BIG PLANS!!! So far, I haven't got past the brainstorming phase, because when I start a storm in my brain it rapidly turns into a typhoon and before I know it there's a hurricane named Filbert churning up my cranium and brain juice is sloshing out my ears.
But here are the title possibilities so far:
1. Inorganic and Unapologetic:
Because You Hate Bugs
2. Kelp Kan Help: Kooking With Seaweed
4. Cleansing Your Colon on $5 a Week
5. Convicts in the Kitchen:
Favorites From Maximum Security
6. Sushi That Won't Go to Your Tushi
7. Let's Eat Out:
Recipes Guaranteed to Fail