This outfit is rated M...to be worn by mature muppets only
Fluffing the hair, slathering on the makeup...
sometimes there is just not enough time
to put a whole outfit together
Sometimes you can see the northern lights, even in southern California
Once in a while you can have a flashback even when you don't do drugs
Ditto
Beware wicked stepmothers with shiny silver apples
I knew it! Dwight Shrute is stalking Mr. Hamm
This dress makes a statement, but unfortunately no one can read it
Ever since "Castaway" Rita has humored Tom's compulsion to make dresses
out of bits scavenged from the garage
Toni went all the way to make a statement about
the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico
Just imagine how this dress would liven up a funeral
You never know when a couple
of bath sponges might come in handy
If the defense department won't get serious about
protective armor for the troops,
then Anna Pacquin will
It's always embarrassing when a new mother
forgets to remove the burp cloth
Something bold
something new
something horrored
something blue
18 comments:
You may be one of the most clever people ever, Laraine. And I'm not exaggerating. You could have been a comedy writer, for sure.
I laughed out loud at the oil spill. Well, actually I was laughing the whole time...just more loudly at the oil spill.
=)
You NAILED them all sister!!
I didn't even know it was Emmy weekend, bu it doesn't matter. I get all the commentary I need right here! Thanks!
Agreed, you nailed it! Especially on the oil spill and the burp cloth!
You've nailed it once again!
Spot on!
Perfection. I think all celebrities should run the outfits by you first.
I'm so glad you stopped critiquing my Sunday outfits and moved on to celebrities!
I'm never wearing my special dresses when you are around! Great comic relief! thanks!
You are so funny and YES those dresses were all hideous!
I did not watch the Emmy's this year so missed all this.
That women in the very first picture...I don't know how women like that can even walk without toppling over!
I missed the Emmys so I'm glad I could count on you for the update. Really bad, all, and yet, we love to look... There's just something so fascinating about pretty people in bad clothes. I always wonder whether they just don't care, or whether they just don't know. Or maybe some designer paid them a boatload of cash to wear the creation.
The networks should really hire you to do the red carpet commentary - the ratings would go through the roof!
Oh I LOVE the burp cloth! Too funny!
Whenever I am having a bad day I pop over to your blog and somehow you always make it better! Thank you!!!
Oh my goodness! This is hysterical! Loved the oil spill and burp cloth!!
Thanks for the comment on my blog. I'm partial to the muppet dress. But my favorite show growing up was Fraggle Rock.
You need to take that "guy's" place on the TODAY show...the one that really gets into the apparel! Can you believe these folks would wear these things, let alone pay the $1000s they pay for them???? You could feed a family of four for a year or two with what they spend on one ugly dress! I think it is beyond ridiculous!!!!!
When the vote in the U.S.?
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