Ask Dr. Bogus*: A Hypochondriac's Guide to Wellness
Rupert, a nail technician from Las Vegas asks:
Rupert: Is there a natural depilatory for underarm hair? I relish my natural hirsuteness, but could do without the tangle in my pits.
Dr. Bogus: First of all Rupert, I applaud your desire to seek a natural solution to your deforestation dilemma. You obviously have a big job ahead! I recommend the following protocol:
- Using that marvelous hiking stick, climb to a high mountain meadow
- Take off that darling tie dyed piece of artistic brilliance you call a t-shirt
- Swab each underarm with a thick layer of organic honey
- Lie back, spread out your arms and let those busy little ants do their work
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