DON'T EAT THIS!
Don't eat eggs that contain salmonella. Avoid any eggs exhibiting a salmon color or those sold by the man with the salmon complexion and prominent gills at the egg stand beside the algae filled pond in your neighborhood.
Don't eat anything that resembles a religious figure, especially if you can sell it for an enormous sum on ebay to the clueless but faithful
Don't eat anything that is currently reproducing, even if it is the only thing you have ever been able to grow.
Don't eat anything labeled "bad" by your grocery store's legal department
Don't eat any vegetable from which you can pull off threads to mend your clothing
Don't eat the homemade jerky sold by this family from the back of a rusted Chevy at the side of the highway next to a possum farm.