WARNING!!!
Images that follow are extremely graphic
Cover your children's eyes if they have never
been exposed to Sponge Bob Square Pants
been exposed to Sponge Bob Square Pants
Detective Ken shook his head as he watched his new rookie losing his cookies in the bushes in front of the neatly groomed front yard. Not that he didn't feel a bit queasy himself, Krispy Kreme chunks rolling around on an uneasy sea of iced latte in his stomach. Yeah, it was a mess in there alright.
The call had come at 9:27 p.m., a frantic 911 from a pink Barbie phone, but by the time they got there it was too late. This little lady was never going to make it to the Miss America pageant, never going to be an astronaut or bull fighter. Her chance to wear that sweet white coat with the stethoscope draped around her elegant long neck or that gold prima donna ballerina outfit with the spangles... that was gone baby gone.
What had she done to provoke these two monsters? Was it her flowing blonde mane that waved at them like a red flag? Was it a sideways glance from those mesmerizing eyes, a flash of too much skin? What?
Detective Ken barked at the rookie "Go get a statement and this time, make 'em talk. Tell them we need more than whimpers." The rookie wiped a trembling hand down his face and went up the steps. Detective Ken took out the photos from the surveillance camera and took a deep breath.
It was going to be a long night.
13 comments:
Those pictures are just making me laugh!!
My boys are getting a kick out of them too. My boys used to take the heads off their sisters Barbies, this is much funnier!
two dogs?
oh and, poor Barbie. She had it comin', but still...!
She can always fall back on being Sideshow Circus Barbie.
That will teach Barbie that just because something is French doesn't mean it's a good thing. Eau de Moelle Osseuse has nothing whatsoever to do with Moet et Chandon - and she should have thought of that before she splashed Eau de Bone Marrow all over herself.
hahahahaha! Thanks!
You crack me up...thank you.
You are definitely twisted. In a very good way.
;)
Hard to feel sorry for Barbie though, I think the perps will get off on probation. Unless you present picture #3 with that killer look. LOL
haha! so funny! I love all your posts laraine!
Liked that one! Poor Barbie...
Laraine you did a brilliant job with the pictures!!! My doggies are thrilled to be such a hit. I think all the fame is going to their heads... We are all also very glad that the charges were dropped and the pups walked... ;)
there are no victimless crimes, funny stuff
Mr Monkey
This made me laugh so hard! Thank you
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