Unfortunately, the store was not crowded which makes it hard to blend in with the teeming hordes and get seconds and thirds. Fortunately, I came prepared for this scenario with my red wig, fake mustache and pocket sized rain coat.
It was laughably easy to affect a 15 second transformation behind a pallet stacked high with Charmin. I strolled confidently back to the sample station and plucked another cream puff off the tray.
Those hairnetted harridans do not know how to deal with professionals.
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Eventually you will reach the point I am at, where I don't care if they know I am there for the fifth time. Never once have they hit my hand away :)
I love your posts Laraine, they make me laugh. I am all about the samples, it's very disappointing when there aren't any!
i pretend to be surprised when we walk in and see it just happens to be sample saturday. (i think lando may be catching on...)
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