1. UnAmerican
2. Undelicious
3. Unusually harmful to the psyche
What is this trend you might ask? Well I'll tell you.
Banning sugar from your life
Oh, you might think this is harmless, but once you quit eating delicious Hostess cupcakes, Reeses peanut butter cups, ice cream and the like, you will become so irritable and unloveable that no one will want to be around you and you may:
l. Get divorced and lose custody of your children because you have denied them Marshmallow Maties and made them eat Bran Flakes
2. Lose all your milkshake swiggin' friends
3. Lose your sugar control in a violent outburst , leading to the breaking and entering of a donut shop where the police will find you lying bloated in front of an empty donut display with jelly and powdered sugar on your lips.
If the good Lord
had wanted us to abstain from sugar
Why did He create
The Big Rock Candy Mountain?
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10 comments:
My kids LOVE bran flakes. I make them tell me so everyday.
You are so hilarious! Who could possibly live without sugar??
Larraine Eddington, you are a hoot.
And I completely agree. I tried it and it WAS NOT PRETTY.
(love, jenny,
Paul & Joanne F's daughter)
Oh the buzzing of the bees...
Well, I did give up sugar 2 weeks ago, and in my defense, I have NOT been grumpy and mean. I'm actually enjoying this break from it, I promise. But, I do see your point. Then again, not all of us get the luck of skinny genetics. Boo!
Good point.
=)
Banning sugar is almost as bad as a radical reduction of salt. Enjoyable post.
AMEN, sista!
haha :) Very true, very true.
If I quit sugar, I'd have to start anti-depressants (or some other equivalent). Thanks for the validation.
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