The sight of a boy,
hair carved in a mullet
has the effect
of a rock in my gullet.
When mommy and daddy
gave him a tail
they'd might as well said
"Go directly to jail
Do not pass eighth grade
Do not collect learnin'
cause minimum wage
is all you'll be earnin'"
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8 comments:
heehee
LOVE IT
(I am a mullet-despiser from waaaay back...)
Well, I guess you just talked me out of giving my first child a mullet... probably even my future husband from getting a skullet >> i.e. a bald top with mullet flowing hair.
So sad, but so true.
You might be right, but that long hair in the back makes a great handle when that future jailbird is trying to make a quick getaway!
Best mullet I've seen in a long while. Ha! Ha!
Also, love the "Oprah's real best friend" post. Too funny!
You are my favorite writer ever. May I please have your autograph?
LOL! Best mullet poem I have ever read.
The poem, so genius and so true! Added to the tragedy of the mullet (which is awesome beyond description) is the earing in his little ear. Seriously, how are some people parents?
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