Children all over America's fruited plain are back in school. Fresh crayons are being unsharpened, new backpacks are being left on the playground, Little Debbies are being wolfed down at lunch and the nutritious peanut butter banana honey sandwich cut in the shape of a star is being tossed in the garbage. Kids learn so fast!
In a series of searching interviews, I found out what the man/kid/woman on the street has to say about the school experience.
Leonard enjoys watching out for his little brother Bart,
but Bart knows that Leonard is really the one who needs watching.
Allen couldn't wait for show and tell because
no one else in kindergarten
had a Mom with hair that
could conceal a Spiderman lunchbox
This is exactly the sort of picture you can expect
when the photographer says
"Saaaaaay Boogie Man that lives under your bed!"
Mom made us all get perms
to save on blow drying time in the morning.
Sure, we look tough, but Skippy and I
still secretly wear our Winnie the Poo underwear
You may be surprised to know that Dee and I were
both suspended for having too much school spirit.
Etta Mae and I were the only girls at Field Elementary
that had to milk three cows before breakfast
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