Ga ga Over Summer

We're teetering on the brink of June, 

almost ready to plunge into the abyss 

of another endless summer 

(at least that's what it feels like in the Arizona desert).

Let's check in with a few above average Americans 

to find out what they plan to accomplish during the lazy months.

 Beverly plans to continue selling Avon at the Sunset Retirement Home
under the guise of free makeovers

Hester plans to continue honing her photoshopping skills after successfully substituting a smiling head for a nonsmiling head on her uncooperative husband, Stuart in the current family picture.

 Having successfully locating the end of the rainbow with the aid of a GPS device, Hector is determined to pinpoint  the elusive breeding grounds of unicorns.

 The "Arthur" Family hopes to continue their successful subterfuge posing as a fundamental survivalists growing jojoba in the Nevada deserts, after testifying against their notorious Santorini crime family cousins and entering the witness protection program.

This is the summer that Lucretia is finally going to stand up to her dominant twin, Lavinia 
and admit that she likes wearing glasses because she likes to look smart.

Warren and Cissy are going to continue to work hard in group on lingering anger issues over Mother's insistence on Irish step dancing lessons.  
Wilbur continues to be a fashion leader in the congregation.




 

After the tornados, Gilbert is finally going to have enough downed telephone poles 
to lash together a raft and float down the Mississippi. 

What are you going to do with your summer?

marvelous photos found here