Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Nuggets of Wisdom

 






Remember this book? 










It miraculously turned into hundreds more books about chicken soup. The author has made so much money he can now buy a gallon of chicken soup for every person in the world.  (The real kind, not the word kind)

Ever the one to tardily spot a trend, I am announcing my next best seller...


Chicken Nuggets for the Brain

This will be an intellectual tome devoted to deep thoughts from extraordinary people.  Hopefully my national book tour will be sponsored by my bff's at Chik-fil-A

Here is a sample to whet your appetite.


Never, never, never, never, never never, never, never give up.  Until your wife tells you to.

Ernest Tickler
 
We had a bunny farm in Africa...







Astrid and Britta Ejnar















The inspirational story of how I got to be valedictorian thanks to phenomenal study skills and the intimidation factor of the poison darts in my blow gun.
Crystal Bacon











How an enigmatic smile made me student boy president and kept me out of jail.

Jay Hamm, Jr.



















How a random lick on the head from my dog Barney changed my hairstyle, changed my life and brought me Misty, the woman of my dreams.

Rusty Coon










Just Say Yes.  How psychotropic drugs took away my imaginary twin but gave me back my life.


Sophie Klotz


If you can dream it, you can become it.  Unless you wake up.  The story of my struggle with insomnia.


Bradley Nestor










His hair/her hair.  How I quit competing and saved our marriage


Magnus Follicle  







These delicious nuggets and more...coming soon.
beautiful people all found here



10 comments:

Mom of 12 said...

I love Chick Fil A! These look so funny. Did I tell you I was actually published in a Chicken Soup once? I think half the valley was at one time or another...
Sandy
www.twelvemakesadozen.blogspot.com

just call me jo said...

Never made it into Chicken Soup publications. I might actually BE a chicken nugget though. I take mine with salt, no sauce. (Sauce is too messy.) It's the motto of my life.

Connie said...

Such nuggets of wisdom fill your blog. I am not sure what I did before stumbling across your blog but am firm in the knowlegde that my life is changed forever!!!

My favorite was the dog lick hair style...I never knew they could do more than fetch and roll over.

Dixie Mom said...

I'm feeling well fed thanks to your nuggets!

Pondside said...

Mmmmmm nuggets. I don't know Chik-fil-A but I'll look the next time I'm across the border. I'll go anywhere for fine dining.

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

LOL These are great. I love the first one. He's obviously a very smart man. :)

Melynda said...

More nuggets please! This could be a weekly feature.....

Sue said...

Thanks for the heaping serving of brain food.

;)

Sue said...

PS. It went down easy...

karen said...

I'd keep an eye on that insomnia boy if I were you...