Larainy at Large

Either this is...  

• A man who is not ashamed of his prostate problem

or

• A man who is excessively proud of his water-saving toilet 

You be the judge

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If you've been worrying about what to get the graduate in your life, look no further than Walgreens

  Perfect for either...

• a graduating middle schooler who will need supplies for those long boring summer nights to come when they are at a sleepover and someone's house needs decorating

or

• the kid going off to college who is finally going to have to learn that he can't effectively wipe his bum with the cardboard from an empty toilet paper roll.