Remember this book?
It miraculously turned into hundreds more books about chicken soup. The author has made so much money he can now buy a gallon of chicken soup for every person in the world. (The real kind, not the word kind)
Ever the one to tardily spot a trend, I am announcing my next best seller...
Chicken Nuggets for the Brain
This will be an intellectual tome devoted to deep thoughts from extraordinary people. Hopefully my national book tour will be sponsored by my bff's at Chik-fil-A
Here is a sample to whet your appetite.
Never, never, never, never, never never, never, never give up. Until your wife tells you to.
Ernest Tickler
Astrid and Britta Ejnar
The inspirational story of how I got to be valedictorian thanks to phenomenal study skills and the intimidation factor of the poison darts in my blow gun.
Crystal Bacon
How an enigmatic smile made me student boy president and kept me out of jail.
Jay Hamm, Jr.
How a random lick on the head from my dog Barney changed my hairstyle, changed my life and brought me Misty, the woman of my dreams.
Rusty Coon
Just Say Yes. How psychotropic drugs took away my imaginary twin but gave me back my life.
Sophie Klotz
If you can dream it, you can become it. Unless you wake up. The story of my struggle with insomnia.
Bradley Nestor
His hair/her hair. How I quit competing and saved our marriage
Magnus Follicle
These delicious nuggets and more...coming soon.
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10 comments:
I love Chick Fil A! These look so funny. Did I tell you I was actually published in a Chicken Soup once? I think half the valley was at one time or another...
Sandy
www.twelvemakesadozen.blogspot.com
Never made it into Chicken Soup publications. I might actually BE a chicken nugget though. I take mine with salt, no sauce. (Sauce is too messy.) It's the motto of my life.
Such nuggets of wisdom fill your blog. I am not sure what I did before stumbling across your blog but am firm in the knowlegde that my life is changed forever!!!
My favorite was the dog lick hair style...I never knew they could do more than fetch and roll over.
I'm feeling well fed thanks to your nuggets!
Mmmmmm nuggets. I don't know Chik-fil-A but I'll look the next time I'm across the border. I'll go anywhere for fine dining.
LOL These are great. I love the first one. He's obviously a very smart man. :)
More nuggets please! This could be a weekly feature.....
Thanks for the heaping serving of brain food.
;)
PS. It went down easy...
I'd keep an eye on that insomnia boy if I were you...
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