Friday, June 25, 2010

McCranky over McToys


McDonald's happy meals are making some people very cranky.  Those insidious happy meal toys are luring children into plumpness by the boatload.  The healthy folks of Santa Clara, CA have lead by example banning:
  • happy meal toys
  • ranch dressing as a beverage
  • spandex (corpulence should not be comfortable)
The spirit of scientific research lead me into the neighborhood to find out what the average american thinks about this vital issue.

 "There's nothing wrong with a good toy.  Personally, dressing like one has improved my social life by 58%."

"Ban the stinkin' toys.  Playing with toys 
wastes valuable eating time."

 "If you take away my happy toys my head will
spin around in circles and I will haunt 
you for the rest of your pathetic life."

 "I could use a good happy meal right about now."

"Yodel aye ee hoo!"

"I've eaten plenty of happy meals and I'm still not happy.
Leave me alone."


Sue said...

A nice cross-section of views from the happy meal-eating public.

Thank you.


Cherie said...

Hilarious! I may have to burn my pupils to get the site of the guy in a Wal-mart bag out of my head!

McDonalds = Fat - Plain and simple, toys or not!

Allyson & Jere said...

Where in the world do you find such disturbing pictures?

Funny post, and disturbing. Especially the man in nothing but a wal mart bag, AND the giant child. SAD!

Sam and Melissa said...

I don't even want to think about the pictures you had to sift through when you googled, "Man wearing nothing but a grocery bag"