Shuttered Secrets

Once in a blue moon, 

when the planets are aligned 

or when we walk into a swirl of pixie dust, 

or if we have been very, very good... 

there comes into our life, 

images taken by a  photographer so skilled, 

that one click of a magical shutter 

has captured the secrets we all try to hide

 

My name is Chrissy and I carry  spare socks in my hair

Contrary to appearances, no one in the Purvis family can dance, but Patty is a darn good seamstress.












 


Everyone at work thinks I listen to country western music but nothing gets my heart pumping like the squelchy disco-tinged electro of Icelandic artists Silver Columns.

  That sweet little bow-bedecked candy cane in Sybil's lap 

is actually what she uses to keep 

Gloria and me under her thumb. 

Mother doesn't know it,

but our big sister hasn't cleaned a toilet in six years.

A childhood friend of Elvis, Kirk showed the king how to pop his collar, earning Presley's never ending devotion and a permanent job as head gamekeeper at Graceland.

Thor thought his name created a harsh impression and tried to soften it with a sensitive hairstyle

In a subtle passive aggressive symbol of favoritism, Mother said Arnold could wear the Santa hat because he was the oldest

Sueann dresses like a Texas Republican, but her black cat knows about her wild Wiccan weekends in Waco.

 

 Dave doesn't like to fill out forms, 

so he came up with an intensely informative 

biographical profile picture for E-Harmony.

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