Maybe dogs aren’t really that loyal. Maybe they are all just good actors.
When you hear a bell ring on earth it means an angel in heaven got wings. When you hear a car alarm, it means someone in hell is getting jabbed with a red hot poker.
If you don’t want to get the baby blues, next time you should plan better and have a girl.
The reason librarians are grouchy is because they are surrounded by thousands of books and people keep asking them questions about the ones they haven’t read.
I think computers are the reason the world is becoming so obese because hey, everybody needs a place to put their laptop.
It’s lonely being the child of an environmentalist because the trees get all the hugs.