Sensei and Sensibility

When I was ten I was forced to pound a blubbery bully underneath the bleachers at a basketball game in Thatcher, Arizona.  I don't remember his offense, but it was obviously grevious because I had to be fuming with fury to muster enough power in my skinny snakelike arms to beat up anyone.  Fortunately, I had honed my pugilistic techniques by pounding and being pounded by my  brothers from the time we were toddlers.
 

Let us bow respectfully to some worthy examples of the ancient art of self defense.

 If Scarlett's oar doesn't kill you

the laser beams coming out her eyes will 

One day Grasshopper, you will learn 

to trim the hedges using only your hands...

like your big sister, Locust 

Renee administers a fatal kiss via lethal lipgloss

to her ancient enemy, Aunt Annabelle

Arturo's moves are all contained within this book...

now available on Amazon.   

Only $19.95: includes free throwing star 

Bobbi Bowie (David Bowie's mother)

has been stuck in this position since 1984

Skip Fronske demonstrates his highly effective pose

while pleaing for donations to Professors without Borders

Skippy indicates his desire to have shish kebabs for dinner

This is the postcard Gordon sends to his kids 

when they write home and ask for money

It was hard for Mom to tell which was the evil twin, 

since both of them liked kitties

Maryann suddenly realized who she had heard howling 

during the last full moon 

and reached for the silver bullet

All photos found here