Let us bow respectfully to some worthy examples of the ancient art of self defense.
If Scarlett's oar doesn't kill you
the laser beams coming out her eyes will
One day Grasshopper, you will learn
to trim the hedges using only your hands...
like your big sister, Locust
Renee administers a fatal kiss via lethal lipgloss
to her ancient enemy, Aunt Annabelle
Arturo's moves are all contained within this book...
now available on Amazon.
Only $19.95: includes free throwing star
Bobbi Bowie (David Bowie's mother)
has been stuck in this position since 1984
Skip Fronske demonstrates his highly effective pose
while pleaing for donations to Professors without Borders
Skippy indicates his desire to have shish kebabs for dinner
This is the postcard Gordon sends to his kids
when they write home and ask for money
It was hard for Mom to tell which was the evil twin,
since both of them liked kitties
Maryann suddenly realized who she had heard howling
during the last full moon
and reached for the silver bullet
All photos found here