I just realized that my last post was number
Wow, that is a boat load of wisdom that I have sprinkled on the world.
In celebration, and in response to a devoted reader's earnest query (thanks Mom), I would now like to list some of the things I like about Larainy.
1. I've known her since she was born
2. She flosses
3. She never beat up anyone who didn't deserve it
4. When she was ten, she could say howdoyousolveaproblemlikeMaria in one burp
5. She will tell funny stories about you at your funeral...for free!
6. She will never steal your man because she has her own man and he is the man and man is he a man, obviously the man for her
7. Bunion free since 1990
8. Will tell you if your zipper's down
9. Will tell you if your toupee is askew
10. Will tell you if you're stupid
11. Won't tell you if you can't help it that you're stupid
12. Will beat you up if you tell her that she's stupid
13. Always expects everything to turn out alright
14. Would love to go to lunch with you because she loves to go to lunch
15. Her perpetually cold feet do not contribute to global warming, hence her carbon footprints are practically invisible
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